Friday just wouldn’t be the same without our weekly instalment of Cleo Agency Bachelor suitors, so we’re back again with the latest line up of eligible media execs for you to gaze upon.
After a long and dedicated effort, we’ve rounded up the best modern-day mad men out there, and to help you pick a winner we’re giving you in-depth Q&As with some of the contenders pitching for your vote.
Meet the shirtless, Calvin Klein-wearing digital marketing consultant Corbin Bristol; the tall and bald Sydney-based Nova breakfast presenter and news director Matt de Groot and the serious, glasses-wearing head of client sales at Quantcast Scott Kirkland.
All seem eager to impress with home-cooked meals and big gestures (roses delivered to your office anyone?), but only one claims to keep their CPC (cost per cuddle) “extremely low.”
Don’t forget you can only vote for one bachelor per day, but fear not, the polls don’t close until 16 November so you can vote again tomorrow.
Until next week.
Here's what Corbin had to say:
Why should you be CLEO Media Bachelor of the Year?
I keep my CPC (Cost Per Cuddle) extremely low. My CPM (Cost Per Thousand Impressions) is often solid amongst the masses as I use my entire product suite to make a woman want to click on me.
What would you do to impress a girl on a date?
Make her dinner and agree to eating dessert after.
What is your life motto?
Give a little, to get a little.
Here's what Matt had to say:
Why should you be CLEO Media Bachelor of the Year?
Blake from the Bachelor did terrible work for the PR of tall, bald men. Terrible. I feel beholden to ensure that media-women Australia wide know that not all those who fit this physical profile have A) a creepily deep voice B) propose to women in an ad-hoc nature C) live in Perth.
What would you do to impress a girl on a date?
I prefer the shock-and-awe style of approach. AKA - the Gentlemanly Approach. Go big in the asking girls out process, including flowers to the office. To be entirely honest, there is a 0% return rate on the office-flower-send into dating. Perhaps it's too big a gesture, too early. I shall look into that.
What is your life motto?
There are two - Good, better, best...never let it rest until the good becomes better. And the better becomes best. It was a saying my pop used, and the family have taken it on as a life motto. I have good, better, best tattooed on my right arm.
Here's what Scott had to say:
Why should you be CLEO Media Bachelor of the Year?
There can be only one.
What would you do to impress a girl on a date?
I’d line up a thoughtfully prepared home-cooked meal at my place. More focus on quality booze than a meal though. Let’s be honest, my culinary comfort zone is restrictive at best. Followed by a classic romantic film. “True Romance” if she is in her 30s and “The Notebook” if she is in her 20s (hopefully Gosling can get to work at this point…)
What is your life motto?
Work hard. Eat right. Exercise. Don’t drink too much. Be spontaneous. And only buy what you can afford. It’s not rocket science.
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