Doritos has penned a Christmas carol for the festive season, because, well, why not?
To celebrate the season of giving, Doritos is encouraging all to share the Christmas spirit, but not just with a poem, but with a new 'Special Edition' packaging 330g bag.
It's only available in Woolies.
Merry Chipmas.
A Doritos Christmas Carol
Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings all hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that quality snackage soon would be there
The householders were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of corn chips danced in their heads
When out in the kitchen there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away to the door I flew like a flash
I turned on the light to investigate the bang, clash!
There in the pantry and ready to attack
I found my housemate eyeing the shiny red pack
Twas a gift I had hidden on the top shelf
For the next day I planned to be everyone’s favourite elf
My purpose was simple, I wanted to share the love
So quickly I jumped and I gave him a shove
“Wait mate!” I said, “These are for tomorrow!
“Without them our Christmas will be horribly hollow”
“This much bigger bag is designed for us to share
Eating them now would be just plain unfair”
“Honestly,” he said, “These are everyone’s favourite gift
“These Doritos will give Christmas a massive lift”
“If we could just have some now it would see us through the night
“And sharing them will keep us out of a hunger induced fight”
“I love me some Doritos, the #worldsbestgift they are
“After all to get more we needn’t travel far”
So I decided to share them as I knew for a fact
On the shelves of Woolies supermarkets they were stacked.
The 330g gram pack of Cheese Supreme delight
Was quickly consumed, there in the night
Little did we know, as we munched that delicious pack
Santa had come with a fully stocked sack
And the very next day a MERRY CHIPMAS was had
Full of Doritos stacked stockings, we were so very glad!
MERRY CHIPMAS from Doritos!
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